jovinut

Characterized by its enormous size, a single jovinut can grow to over three feet in diameter. The dense, rock-like shell is difficult to pierce and the meat has no nutritional value. The oil from the nut is another story. Containing absolutely no calories but acting as the culinary equivalent of a perfect flavor conductor, jovinut oil is prized by chefs and gourmands. Jovinut Magazine, featuring well-endowed men in provocative poses, is the fifth highest-selling periodical at checkout counters throughout the Confed.