Horst Wiffle

Horst Wiffle has the most famous sneeze in the galaxy. Actually, he has about fifty of the most famous sneezes, which he performs weekly at the Worschtenfurstichir Opera House on Vast. His repertoire includes loud, honking sneezes; cute, childlike sneezes; amorous sneezes; the sneeze of stepping into bright sunlight; the underwater sneeze; the sneeze of boredom; the sneeze of the gods; the sneeze of the damned; the sneeze that anticipated the Canary Incident; the sneeze of a small shrub; the sneeze within a sneeze; the sneeze when no one's around to hear it; the sneeze that breaks the mood; and the courtesy sneeze. He finishes with his famous double false alarm, can't find my keys, just thought of an ending for my novel while drinking a glass of water sneeze.