Simoldon
Simoldon is a top vacation destination for Chundertonians, a fact which defies explanation unless you have visited Chunderton--in which case a week on Simoldon would seem like eight days in heaven. The major landmasses of Simoldon are sheathed in heavy cloud cover, resulting in a perpetually overcast and drizzly climate with thunder continually echoing in the distance. The whole effect is not unlike living inside a starving Xanjian's stomach, but without the minty fresh scent. Simoldon is the home to Blakewells corporate headquarters. Also, while the Canary Incident has become the de facto punch line in some planets' entire repertoires of phrebbnesht jokes, the people of Simoldon tend to be rather prickly about it. You'd be wise to keep all but the most oblique references to yourself.
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