Stub's

Stub's is the crappiest restaurant in the entire Silver Cluster, and also the most popular. It certainly isn't popular for the food, which tastes like jank fungus, the view (none), but instead for the bathroom stalls. The graffiti in these stalls is a veritable Who's Who of thrill-seekers throughout the galaxy. People flock from all over to write their name, sexual preference, and favorite dirty limerick. Stub's promises that if your graffiti is still legible when Zeugor destroys the planet, you win a free fries and soda. Good luck claiming that.