UltraPureJoy

Under the influence of UltraPureJoy, you discover just how beautiful and magnificent you really are. Your every remark becomes the paragon of wit. You confound your adversaries, stupefy onlookers, and cause members of the opposite sex to suddenly find their dates about as appealing as Ralurian mold lizards. As a bonus, you will be left with no memory of the real effect, namely being inspired to near genius-level feats of questioning others' parentage.