EmbroTissue

Delicate. Tender. Succulent. EmbroTissue is the best thing to happen to your mouth since ClitOral(TM) implants. Genetically cross-spliced from a proprietary blend of animal embryos, EmbroTissue is the most flavorful meat money can buy. Better than Xanjian rum-fed organic sauna-housed pseudocow, better than hand-massaged, dry-aged 40 day dolphin steak, EmbroTissue converts devout athiests into true believers on the spot with the sure knowledge that a universe containing something so divine must be under the tender care of a Maker. Ironically, EmbroTissue is condemned far and wide, from the clone tanks of Analor V to the cyborg colonies of the outer reaches, as an abomination against nature.