Pied Piper Serum

Pied Piper Serum creates a chemical link between the subject's frontal lobe and vocal chords. The subject voices all his thoughts aloud and is unable to stop talking until the serum wears off. Originally developed by the Proxtelian military to compensate for their species' lack of telepaths, small doses of the serum have become an amusement at affluent teenage parties throughout the sector. Warning: usage in combination with hallucinatory substances can result in tiresome, unrelenting whining about "munchies" and is not recommended.