Soylent Mauve
While only crackpots and conspiracy nuts gave any real credence to the notion that Soylent Corp's Green food squares were composed of human tissue, the meme proved persistent enough to cause a precipitous drop in Soylent Corp stock. Pulling Soylent Green off the market failed to halt the rumors about unethical practices at the company. Soylent's response to the public relations nightmare of the Soylent Green debacle was Soylent Mauve, produced in sparking new facilities with glass walls so visitors can observe the entire process. It's unclear whether this new corporate transparency, Mauve's tantalizing dash of cinnamon, or the conveniently-timed explosion at rival Tofusion Corp's lunar production facility was responsible for the product's runaway success. With the recent popularity of the Soylent Diet and introduction of new wafer-thin squares, demand for Soylent Mauve has never been higher.
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