UltraPureJoy

Under the influence of UltraPureJoy, you discover just how beautiful and magnificent you really are. Your every remark becomes the paragon of wit. You confound your adversaries, stupefy onlookers, and cause members of the opposite sex to suddenly find their dates about as appealing as Ralurian mold lizards. As a bonus, you will be left with no memory of the real effect, namely being inspired to near genius-level feats of questioning others' parentage.

uplift

According to legend, the Montevoid uplift project was conceived to genetically engineer a more evolved Proxtelian beetle which could not only speak, but also reason intelligently. This act brought forth an entirely new species, the Lynchians. Of course, the Montevoid disappeared before recorded history, so score one for the evolution advocates.

URINE

Camaaran serpents bathe in it, the baffling junerlyx build nests with it, the machinery of Analor V recycles it, but most of us can't wait to get rid of urine, the liquid portion of our bodily waste. Everywhere, that is, except at the impossibly vast array of holovid theaters called the Galactic Googolplex. Designers there were faced with the problem of how to keep the massive and notoriously hot holovid emitters from overheating without paying the exorbitant coolant fees demanded by the Fendari monopoly. Their ingenious solution of routing urinal pipes around the emitters, combined with the Gigantic, Colossal, and Pigtastic-sized beverages included with every ticket, guarantees a steady flow of sub-body-temperature coolant throughout the complex.

See it for yourself at [47.8646 N, 121.9760 W].

Urthampic Monk

The Order of Urthampus is not, in fact, a religious sect. They largely use their designation as a tax shelter for their gambling winnings. They were widely regarded as the luckiest beings in the known universe until a few of them drank too many Ochre Wilkins and spilled the beans on their second sight. They've since been banned from all 'reputable' establishments of chance, and have instead started a side business selling their secrets on late night subatomic transmissions.