teleskates

Teleskating, the art of skating the telewaves, has become the newest rage across the galaxy. Cabro Snoodle, the maverick trillionaire, was waiting out a telestorm, when he decided to put on a pair of skis and jumped through his private portal. He barely made it through to the other side, but later described it as the ride of his life. After 10 years of research and development, thousands of engineers, millions of cedricks, and complete radio-silence, teleskates were released as the shock of the century. Teleskates, while still expensive to obtain, are quite common on Analor V and other luxury planets. Cabro Snoodle has given it up entirely, what with the Canary Incident and all.