Rex Tiborg
Celebrity chef and proprietor of the Aardvark Inn. Rex came to fame through his role as GalactoChef Insect on the long-running cult show GalactoChef. Rex rarely leaves Gellish as he is wanted for capital crimes in the Lynchton System. Rex claims this is due to a "misunderstanding" in which he prepared broiled Proxtelian beetle for a royal dinner and confused the Lynchian Princess Xactl with the central ingredient. The confusion is understandable since Lynchians evolved from Proxtelian beetles on Proxtel when the Montevoid's uplift tampering created the sentient Lynchians. To this day, Rex insists that he had nothing whatsoever to do with the Canary Incident. It was like that when he got there.
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